I was just purging the loft the other day and came across this gem. Is it wrong that I can’t bring myself to throw the bloody suitcase away??
So, in September 2000 I was packing up to go to University. Dad was as proud as he was relieved. I thought I would capitalise….
Alex: “Dad, I have lots of heavy.. um..engineering books I am taking with me to university, I need one of those new expensive suitcases with four wheels that roll really easily.”
Haig: “Oh yeah?. Let’s see what we can do.”
Haig finds a loose wheel in his shed and seemingly screws it directly into my suitcase! 
A crucial piece of wood holding it all together.
Brought tears to my eyes. MacGyver had nothing on the Haigster.
A Haigerism MacGiver would be proud of. Don’t give away this suitcase.